John DeVore

John DeVore

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Theatre Kids: A True Tale of Off-Off Broadway

'Theatre Kids' is John DeVore's hilarious, heartwarming ode to making art, failing at life, and singing show tunes at karaoke.

2024

John DeVore

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Human Parts

Joey Was A Human Bullhorn

On friendship and the profound disgustingness of middle-school lunch spaghetti

Oct 7, 2024

391

Oct 7, 2024

391

Pinned

“I Once Asked Him The Secret To Success”

An excerpt from my new memoir, ‘Theatre Kids’

Jun 16, 2024

731

“I Once Asked Him The Secret To Success”

Jun 16, 2024

731

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My Response To The New Yorker’s Response To My Viral Tweet About Bagels

For immediate release

May 2, 2024

3.6K

My Response To The New Yorker’s Response To My Viral Tweet About Bagels

May 2, 2024

3.6K

Soup, the manliest food

A Fox News host’s rules for masculinity were mocked, but one went too far

2d ago

386

2d ago

386

I am a changed man because I grew a mustache

A recommendation

Feb 20

272

I am a changed man because I grew a mustache

Feb 20

272

Everything I needed to know about the internet I learned from the radio

A few lessons from a long career in new & old media

Feb 14

736

Everything I needed to know about the internet I learned from the radio

Feb 14

736

The Greatest Fake President Of All Time

America loves movies about make-believe commanders-in-chief. Maybe we should elect one of those?

Jan 30

359

Jan 30

359

Looks Like They’re Coming For The Theatre Kids First

New York’s Catholic Church is getting ahead of itself

Oct 28, 2024

898

Looks Like They’re Coming For The Theatre Kids First

Oct 28, 2024

898

The Only Way Two Men Can Say “I Love You” Is If One Is About To Trigger A Nuke

Sings Aerosmith’s ‘I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing’ at karaoke

Sep 15, 2024

429

The Only Way Two Men Can Say “I Love You” Is If One Is About To Trigger A Nuke

Sep 15, 2024

429

50 Things I’ve Learned During The Last 50 Years

It’s my birthday, and I have some thoughts to share

Aug 13, 2024

1.1K

50 Things I’ve Learned During The Last 50 Years

Aug 13, 2024

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Featured Book

Stories

Joey Was A Human Bullhorn

On friendship and the profound disgustingness of middle-school lunch spaghetti

“I Once Asked Him The Secret To Success”

An excerpt from my new memoir, ‘Theatre Kids’

Subscribe now, get weird little emails from me later

My Response To The New Yorker’s Response To My Viral Tweet About Bagels

For immediate release

Soup, the manliest food

A Fox News host’s rules for masculinity were mocked, but one went too far

I am a changed man because I grew a mustache

A recommendation

Everything I needed to know about the internet I learned from the radio

A few lessons from a long career in new & old media

The Greatest Fake President Of All Time

America loves movies about make-believe commanders-in-chief. Maybe we should elect one of those?

Looks Like They’re Coming For The Theatre Kids First

New York’s Catholic Church is getting ahead of itself

The Only Way Two Men Can Say “I Love You” Is If One Is About To Trigger A Nuke

Sings Aerosmith’s ‘I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing’ at karaoke

50 Things I’ve Learned During The Last 50 Years

It’s my birthday, and I have some thoughts to share

150 Word Reviews

If I May Suggest...

Featured Book

Stories

Joey Was A Human Bullhorn

On friendship and the profound disgustingness of middle-school lunch spaghetti

“I Once Asked Him The Secret To Success”

An excerpt from my new memoir, ‘Theatre Kids’

Subscribe now, get weird little emails from me later

My Response To The New Yorker’s Response To My Viral Tweet About Bagels

For immediate release

Soup, the manliest food

A Fox News host’s rules for masculinity were mocked, but one went too far

I am a changed man because I grew a mustache

A recommendation

Everything I needed to know about the internet I learned from the radio

A few lessons from a long career in new & old media

The Greatest Fake President Of All Time

America loves movies about make-believe commanders-in-chief. Maybe we should elect one of those?

Looks Like They’re Coming For The Theatre Kids First

New York’s Catholic Church is getting ahead of itself

The Only Way Two Men Can Say “I Love You” Is If One Is About To Trigger A Nuke

*Sings Aerosmith’s ‘I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing’ at karaoke*

50 Things I’ve Learned During The Last 50 Years

It’s my birthday, and I have some thoughts to share

John DeVore

150 Word Reviews

If I May Suggest...

Sings Aerosmith’s ‘I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing’ at karaoke