Pinned“I Once Asked Him The Secret To Success”An excerpt from my new memoir, ‘Theatre Kids’Jun 16, 202414Jun 16, 202414
PinnedMy Response To The New Yorker’s Response To My Viral Tweet About BagelsFor immediate releaseMay 2, 202451May 2, 202451
Pinned34 Tips For Surviving Right NowIt’s the end of the world as we know it, and I have some adviceFeb 15, 202442Feb 15, 202442
Looks Like They’re Coming For The Theatre Kids FirstNew York’s Catholic Church is getting ahead of itselfOct 28, 20245Oct 28, 20245
Published inHuman PartsJoey Was A Human BullhornOn friendship and the profound disgustingness of middle-school lunch spaghettiOct 7, 20242Oct 7, 20242
The Only Way Two Men Can Say “I Love You” Is If One Is About To Trigger A Nuke*Sings Aerosmith’s ‘I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing’ at karaoke*Sep 15, 20245Sep 15, 20245
50 Things I’ve Learned During The Last 50 YearsIt’s my birthday, and I have some thoughts to shareAug 13, 202422Aug 13, 202422
Never Cry In A Strip ClubThis is simple advice for men — or anyone really — who struggles with intimacyAug 1, 202448Aug 1, 202448
Published inHuman PartsLegends Of My GrandfatherEach story is true enoughJul 18, 202411Jul 18, 202411
I Rewatched ‘Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves’ And Loved Every Terrible Second Of ItWelcome to Sherwood Forest, my dudeJul 4, 202433Jul 4, 202433
