Pinned“I Once Asked Him The Secret To Success”An excerpt from my new memoir, ‘Theatre Kids’Jun 1613Jun 1613
PinnedMy Response To The New Yorker’s Response To My Viral Tweet About BagelsFor immediate releaseMay 251May 251
Pinned34 Tips For Surviving Right NowIt’s the end of the world as we know it, and I have some adviceFeb 1542Feb 1542
PinnedPublished inHumungusHello. This Is My Last Post On Humungus. Thanks For ReadingBye-bye, my love, goodbye.Dec 6, 202265Dec 6, 202265
angerThe hardest lesson I learned in sobriety — a lesson I am constantly reminded of as I struggle to live one step, one breath, one day at a…Nov 74Nov 74
it will be a long fightI like history. I am a nerd. The history of our country hasn’t always been the story of the home of the brave. It’s also the story of how a…Nov 711Nov 711
Looks Like They’re Coming For The Theatre Kids FirstNew York’s Catholic Church is getting ahead of itselfOct 285Oct 285
Published inHuman PartsJoey Was A Human BullhornOn friendship and the profound disgustingness of middle-school lunch spaghettiOct 72Oct 72
The Only Way Two Men Can Say “I Love You” Is If One Is About To Trigger A Nuke*Sings Aerosmith’s ‘I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing’ at karaoke*Sep 155Sep 155
50 Things I’ve Learned During The Last 50 YearsIt’s my birthday, and I have some thoughts to shareAug 1322Aug 1322
