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Yes, That’s Me, Listening To Taylor Swift On The Elliptical

A middle-aged confession

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Fist bump.

Sup.

Fist bump.

Hey, how many sets do you have left?

My girlfriend bought me a few sessions with a trainer at our local YMCA as a…

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John DeVore

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