Science Says Spiders Could Win A War With Humans

Welcome to one of my many, many fears

John DeVore
5 min readDec 18, 2018

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I don’t want to freak anyone out but the world’s spiders could eat all of humanity in one year. This is based on a scientific theory posed last year and it is in no way loosely based on a nightmare I had once had about spiders climbing into my mouth (so they could lay eggs that then hatched during a job interview…

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John DeVore

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