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Small, Quiet, Personal Predictions For 2024
New year, new trends, new me
5 min readJan 8, 2024
- I make the same prediction every January: this will be my year.
- This will also be your year
- 2024 will be our year
- I predict the return of scooters
- The spork will be taken seriously
- I do not know who will be elected president, but I will buy a new pair of compression socks for my next plane trip (March? I hope.)
- Lots of folk will get into telescopes, space exploration, NASA mission live feeds, etc.
- The Paris 2024 Summer Olympics will be très magnifique
- I predict an unexplainable surge in the popularity of Rice Krispies Treats™
- I will buy a hammock in the late spring
- Softly babbling creeks will continue to be the best thing about a summertime walk in the woods
- 2023: high-five. 2024: down low
- I predict the sudden return of hat doffing
- The “long sigh” will continue to be the most popular way to express both frustration and deep relaxation
- Ginger tea. It’s going to be big.
