lol what defensive nonsense. it took 2 minutes for the store manager to call the cops on these dudes, stan. stan —i have waited for friends, and colleagues, at starbucks without buying anything before, stan, sometimes for longer than two minutes, stan.

you can cry “facts” all you want, stan. but you know damn well if you were hanging out at a starbucks for one hundred and twenty seconds waiting for one of your friends and some snotty store manager came over immediately and told you to leave you’d get all huffy. stan.

or do you only get huffy when you read something on the internet that makes you uncomfortable.

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