- You have a closet that is full of nothing but pitchforks
- You are obsessed with the son of your ex-boss
- Looks like it’s time to trim those hooves!
- Your favorite podcast is The Screams Of The Damned
- Please print your full name: Satan Asmodeus Lucifer, King of the Bottomless Pit, The Fallen One Who Rules The Darkness, Lord Beelzebub Ruler of Demons…
